There is a fine line between riddles and jokes. They can tax your brain, surprise your senses, and make you laugh. A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!
The Joke:
“I went to my neighbour’s house to borrow iron and he told me to use it there, I agreed and used it there. Today, my neighbour came to my house to borrow broom and I told him to use it in my house. He has been staring at me for two hours now… Please, did I say anything wrong?”
Get ready to grab your sides because they are about to hurt from all the laughter! These joke riddles are best enjoyed shared with loved ones.
David’s Father
Riddle: David’s father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____? Fill in the gap.
Ghosts Don’t Like This
Riddle:
What room do ghosts avoid?
Answer: The living room.
Down South
Riddle:
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Answer: Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Two Witches
Riddle:
What do you call two witches who live together?
Answer: Broom mates.
Baseball Glove
Riddle:
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Answer: Catch you later.
Annoyed Doctor
Riddle:
When is a doctor most annoyed?
Answer: When he’s out of patients.
The Ghost’s Road Most Traveled
Riddle:
Which part of a road do Ghosts love to travel the most?
Answer: Dead end.
Bad Black Cat Luck
Riddle:
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Answer: When you are a mouse.
Rival To The Riddle
Riddle:
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
Answer: A Joke!
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